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Good Italian Story

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Italian MaMa
Mrs. Ravioli comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner.
He lives with a female room mate, Maria.

During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's room mate is.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his room mate than met the eye.

Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Maria and I are just room mates.''

About a week later, Maria came to Anthony saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl.
You don't suppose she took it, do you?"

"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."
So he sat down and wrote an email:

Dear MaMa,

I'm not saying that you "did" take the sugar bowl from my house; I'm not saying that you "did not" take it.
But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Your Loving Son
Anthony

Several days later, Anthony received a response email from his MaMa which read:
Dear Son, I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Maria, and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she

would have found the sugar bowl by now.Your Loving MaMa

Moral:
Never Bulla Shita your MaMa

Commentaires

hi carol, i joined this forum last year, am not on it much, but i always get an email telling me of the latest happenings, we are going out to our house at easter, and was wondering if quicksave was still open or not, or if there are any more shops open since we were out last august, i would be grateful for any information, yours sincerely, ann.

ASL Member Founding Member 2013-02-03

Hi Clyde,...quick save is still open but ireally can't think of any other businesses that have opened in the last 5/6 months since you last visited,...although in that same time period quite a few have closed. (mainly bars) not good!!!!

ASL Member Founding Member 2013-02-04