How to Cook a Turkey

HOW TO COOK A TURKEY: First, buy the turkey and a bottle of whiskey. Pour yourself a glass of whiskey and put the turkey in the oven. Take another 2 drinks of whiskey, and set the degree at 375 ovens. Have 3 more whiskeys of drink and turn the oven on. Take 4 whisks of drinky and turk the bastey. Stick a turkey in the thermometer, and glass yourself a pour of whiskey. Bake the whiskey for 4 hours, take the oven out of the turkey, and floor the turkey up off the pick. Pour yourself another glass of turkey. Now just tet the sable, and turk the carvey! yur vari walcum!! Cerry Mistmas.

La Marina

Very funny Queenbee - thank you for posting it up here !!

Commented Carol in La Marina 2011-12-18 08:27:18 UTC

Not Funny just rather True. Is it not.

Commented Daisy in La Marina 2011-12-18 16:07:47 UTC

I think it's funny Daisy - the way the words read - exactly as somebody who has had all those sherries would try and talk !!

Commented Carol in La Marina 2011-12-18 18:17:59 UTC

Superb thank you Queenbee I have reposted on my Facebook page hope you don't mind.
Cheers

Commented Eddie in La Marina 2011-12-19 17:50:47 UTC

Ohhhhhhhhh, sounding good. What time should we arrive? If you don't mind I'll bring fizzy wine, the very best 1.65 from Liddle. I might try a bit now. sverrrrrrrrrry gudd shudddddd i briggg crippps as wek. Maybeeeeeeeeee shum cointru fro cofy. MMmm remmy csissam ned slos of vulllll xxx

Commented mazza in La Marina 2011-12-19 18:48:21 UTC