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How to Cook a Turkey

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HOW TO COOK A TURKEY: First, buy the turkey and a bottle of whiskey. Pour yourself a glass of whiskey and put the turkey in the oven. Take another 2 drinks of whiskey, and set the degree at 375 ovens. Have 3 more whiskeys of drink and turn the oven on. Take 4 whisks of drinky and turk the bastey. Stick a turkey in the thermometer, and glass yourself a pour of whiskey. Bake the whiskey for 4 hours, take the oven out of the turkey, and floor the turkey up off the pick. Pour yourself another glass of turkey. Now just tet the sable, and turk the carvey! yur vari walcum!! Cerry Mistmas.

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Very funny Queenbee - thank you for posting it up here !!

ASL Member Founding Member 2011-12-18

Not Funny just rather True. Is it not.

ASL Member Founding Member 2011-12-18

I think it's funny Daisy - the way the words read - exactly as somebody who has had all those sherries would try and talk !!

ASL Member Founding Member 2011-12-18

Superb thank you Queenbee I have reposted on my Facebook page hope you don't mind.
Cheers

ASL Member Founding Member 2011-12-19

Ohhhhhhhhh, sounding good. What time should we arrive? If you don't mind I'll bring fizzy wine, the very best 1.65 from Liddle. I might try a bit now. sverrrrrrrrrry gudd shudddddd i briggg crippps as wek. Maybeeeeeeeeee shum cointru fro cofy. MMmm remmy csissam ned slos of vulllll xxx

ASL Member Founding Member 2011-12-19

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