Europa Man

Beware the Man of La Marina,
He lives Europa way,
picks you up from the airport
but takes you all the way.

He drives his girlfriends soft top,
though he'll tell you he lives alone,
and when your in your villa h
e won't leave you alone
He expects you to be perfect,
though far from this himself,
his flirting is outrageous
I'd rather stay on my shelf,

So adios you romeo,
you'll end up alone,
your really a sad old w***er,
If only I had known.