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Paraprosdokians are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected;
This may well apply to a few on this forum, all I will say if the cap fits wear it.
Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright
until you hear them speak.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting
it in a fruit salad
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than
standing in a garage makes you a car.
And finally
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the
street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy
Enjoy