Fiesta for Health and Wellbeing

Just received an e-mail from the Town hall informing me that the Fiesta for Health and Wellbeing due to take place on the 17th of May has been cancelled due to lack of interest.
I suppose this is proof that the residents of La Marina believe that they can and will stay healthy, probably due to the cheap food they eat, cheap alcohol they drink and loud music they listen to.
Last paragraph are my thoughts not the Councils, and before any comments are made,I didn't make them to be taken seriously.