Romance, is it dead?

Romantic
A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a TEXT:

If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.

If you are laughing, send me your smile.

If you are eating, send me a bite.

If you are drinking send me a sip.

If you are crying, send me your tears.

I love you!


The husband, typically non-romantic, replied,


“I am on the toilet. Please advise."